Before our family moved to Hitching Post Lane in 1987, we lived down the street from Steve and Annie, a couple whom I remember to be very creative. Each winter, they would sculpt complex scenes of snow in the front yard and each Halloween, something equally as unique would be waiting for trick-or-treaters.

As we waited for an answer, I noticed the scarecrow slumped against the house to my immediate right; perfectly inanimate. Without warning, the ‘dummy’ turned to me and my bowels let go.
Seriously, I don’t think I soiled myself, but I might as well have. I am not sure how long it took me to realize it was Annie under the make-up and straw, but I know there were a few screams and plenty of tears.